Life is chaotic.
I help you make sense of it.
I’m Kristen. I use tarot and astrology to offer clarity without the spiritual baby talk.
Most tarot and astrology readings fail because they prioritize comfort over truth and leave people exactly where they started.
About Kristen
I’m a behavior change specialist, certified tarot reader, and career writer in the health space who uses astrology and pattern recognition to spot the lie, say the quiet part out loud, and help people move again.
My work lives on the page, not just in the moment.
A written reading gives you something to live with. You come back to it later and see what still holds.
Tarot + Astrology Readings
3 Card Tarot Reading
Three cards. One situation. No spiritual scavenger hunt. This spread looks at what’s happening, why it’s happening, and what matters right now. Clean, direct, and brutally useful when you don’t need a thesis, just clarity.
Celtic Cross Tarot Reading
The classic for a reason. This is the full anatomy of a problem, laid out without mercy. Past baggage, current pressure, blind spots, outside influence, and where this whole thing is headed if you keep doing what you’re doing.
Birth Chart Analysis
Your blueprint. No forecasting. No hype. This is the raw map you showed up with. Strengths, contradictions, pressure points, and patterns you’ve been running since day one. It’s the owner’s manual you were never given.
Birth Chart Analysis + Tarot
Structure meets instinct. We start with your birth chart, house by house, then pull a tarot card for each one to see how that part of your life is behaving right now. Astrology sets the table. Tarot tells you who’s already drunk.
Timely Astrology
A time-based reading of your chart through the current year. Pressure builds. Patterns repeat. Certain themes refuse to stay in the background. This reading tracks what’s in motion and where you’re being pushed to pay attention, whether you like it or not.
Decision Point Tarot
A focused reading for moments when a choice can’t be avoided. We look at the forces pulling in each direction, what’s gained, what’s compromised, and where momentum actually lies. No backstory excavation. Just the decision in front of you and the pressure around it.
You can get a tarot or astrology reading from almost anyone.
I bring behavior change training, health experience, and years of writing to the work, so the cards and charts get read for meaning, not comfort. If you want clarity and permission to do something with it, this is the place.
Kristen
The cards behind the practice
The tarot and oracle decks I read with, available for your own table.
From the blog
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The Art of Tarot: Let Your Imagination Run Wild
Well, well, well, my creative friends. Are you feeling uninspired? Bored with your usual sources of inspiration? Maybe it’s time to spice things up a bit and give tarot cards a try. That’s right, I said tarot cards. Those mystical pieces of cardboard that are usually reserved for the woo-woo crowd. But don’t knock it…
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Tarot Unleashed: Your Creative Writing Companion
Want to inject some much-needed pizzazz into your writing? Look no further than the insightful world of tarot. These little cards can pack a big punch when it comes to inspiration. They’re like a grab bag of unexpected ideas for your characters, plot points, and settings. Plus, they come loaded with rich symbolism and archetypes…
Tarot and astrology do what corporate personality tests try to do. Fewer boxes, sharper insight, and a lot more room to be human.
DISCLAIMER
Tarot and astrology readings do not replace clinical, medical, legal, or financial advice. For concerns related to mental or physical health, finances, or legal matters, please consult licensed professionals, including doctors, therapists, financial advisors, or attorneys.
All readings are for entertainment purposes only.
You are solely responsible for your own decisions and actions.
All sales are final. Due to the digital nature of these services, no refunds will be issued once a reading has been delivered, except where required by law or expressly stated in the applicable refund policy.